Q mera bharat mahan kehlata h

Black money ki kalak m

Tumhara chehra bhi kala ho jata h

Kalak chipa lete ho uss bholi janta se

Kyuki swiss account m bapu jata h

Tou q mera bharat mahan kehlata h?.......

Teen farishte na de sake hume

Roti,kapda aur mkan jinhe kaha jata h

Pakka ghar nhi milta jis majdur ko

Vhi tumhare bungalow  ki har diwar banata h

Tou q mera bharat mahan kehlata h?........

Bdi kemato m bhi

Na jane kaise parivar ka pet bhar jata h

Salam h usko

Jo mele se khilona nhi

Dou waqt ki roti lata h

Yu mera bharat mahan kehlata h….

Middle class ka bhi bura hal jo jata h

Shayad na de pau tujhe kal dou waqt ki roti

Baap ka chehra ye kehte hue jhuk jata h

Sharavn kumar muskura k so jata h

Yu mera bharat mahan kehlata h

Bss ek cartoon k karan

Pura din barbad ho jata h

Media ko bhi mil jata h coverage

Barbad din ka kisi ko khayal tak nhi ata h

Tou q mera bharat mahan kehlata h??...

Jhakta hu jab m parliament m

Mera mann hasne ko chahta h

Kyuki lalu entertainer ban jata h

Monteg singh 32 rupey ki laxman rekha khich jata h

Aur har koi bina sar pair ki bate bol jata h

Ye lok sabha rajya sabha channel

Mujhe shinchan ki yad dilate h

Par dub jata h mera dil soch k ki

Q mera bharat mahan kehlata h

Kichad h ye

Saaf karne ko bht mann chahta h

Par kya kre sahib

Hume ghar chalana padh jata h

Parliament m baithe un deemako k bina

Mera bharat mahan kehlata h ….

Death vs. My close ones

Death

Am not afraid of it

What is it?

Just a shit

And who is afraid of shits…………………………..

They call me mad

Out of this world

They call me crazy

Landed on earth

They ask me

Why aren’t you afraid…………………………….

Smilingly I say

Dear death

You may decay my body

Still I would be alive

Till last sun ray

In many hearts n eyes

Tears and veins …………….

Hope they got it

Why I am not afraid…………………..

my collage days

Beach ball is out

here i go

a place whose definition

even God doesn’t know

some say for study

for some its fun

some say its necessity to meet the both ends..................

on the way

i see millions like me

some wired

some with books

some looking from the window

some with love hooks.......

Unemployment is the cause

migration is the result

some on bicycle

some on foot

some alone

some in a group

people call them laborers

i call them inspirations

yes!! inspirations

stone hard their life

but still they smile

there is another one

those flying machines

i smile everytime

they pass over bus of mine..............

Here i am

n here are the economists 

hii and hello to every amigo

i wonder

whats the validity of that bond

i asked each one

is it life long?

some say for sure

some say may be

some say lets see

finally question marks to master.....TIME

replied even i don't know

but i know

he does know.............

hey where are you going

i asked beach ball

lets have a race

see whose first home

he wins everytime

i enjoy losing eachtime

as i see my city in night

which he misses in light

i buzz the bell

welcome to heaven

delicious recharge

the tidy world

as i said

its not home its heaven.......................

dreams are calling 

hii pillow 

lets start the clip

lets see whose in it

lets watch it.....................................

this goes for all ... who hav used otherzz poems to impress someone !!!

kisi ki kalm ki nok pe

na jane kitno ko pataya h tumne

shukriya kehne k bajae

uss kalm pe chale hath ko boring btaya h tumne...

bss impress krne k chkkar m

goggle ko bhi satya h tumne

abbe talent nhi tha tou nhi tha

q khud ko so called poet btaya h tumne...

usne ki thi shiddat

bunee m jo shabdo ka jaal

patne k baad

usse makadi ka jala btaya h tumne..

kya likhoge tum apne parker pen se

modern zamane m bss copy paste krna aya h tumhe

itna he kida h patane ka usse

tou likho apne uss bhule pen se kuch shabd

fir hum bhi dekhe,ktino ko pataya h tumne

stud,killer,playboy kehte ko khud ko

tou q Gulzar ki book ko online order kraya h tumne

upload krke status uski poems k

cmmnt m apna btaya h tumne.... :D :D..

Dil tu khush rehna sikh

Ae dil tu khush rehna sikh

Tera asma bht bada h

Tu azad rehna sikh

Ye asma tera he tou h

Tu bss udna sikh

Degi missal teri duniya

Tu khushi batna sikh

Chahege tujhe sab

Tu band darvaze kholna sikh

Dastak degi har pal tujhe khushi

Tu dastak ko gale lagana sikh

Jo tera h tere dar pe khud ayega

Nasib m jitna h utna he ayega

Tu roz khuda se farmaish krna na sikh

Parinde ki tarah udd

Ye asma tera h

Tu khush rehna sikh